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1 day, cows ass out of a problem, ask \Ass brains, or not answer. Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou it,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!
2. seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a chimney meters, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, but to Advancer. Finally finished at the end of last year out. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to dig a well,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
5. One said, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a Shandong sea bread and two cans of chicken, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment ready to eat. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: \have to wait for me to come back! can not go back on Oh! \
Turtle Mom: \a! \Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start. Is preparing to open out to eat cake ... ... Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ...
son of a bitch: \twenty-five years, until I finally had it! I hate most people lie to me!
6. small Xin: Daddy, why my name there are three payment? Dad: your life in the lack of gold, it's called Xin, like some life in the water to take named Miao, and some life in the absence of wood called Forest. small Xin: Dad,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], you say that Guo Jingjing and her sister what life in the missing?
7. a couple friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart. of the man said: I am Valley Division of the birds, not as you listen.
men really than hear. Thus, women In \8. turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. after 2 hours. snail has not come back. turtle anxious cursed: *** I do not come back to die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: you he Mom to say I'm not going!
9. somebody keep a pig, trouble, abandoned, then know that return pig, the number of abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family , asked: \\\Elephant shook himself, the ants have fell off. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for \
11. day computer class, there is a row of students computer crashed. Then a student stood up and said: \\out to eat. This manager explained: It has been fed peaches, Peach not pull out the results, monkeys scare, and now we must eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming: \... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... \on the go, accidentally stepped on the foot of a foreigner, the man said hastily: \. \
I write this letter slowly,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], because I know you see the word offensive!
our next 2 times this week rain,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the first 4 days the second time under the following 3 days!
Huaguoshan you been? I had very bad in heaven, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter?
beef noodle soup here is very delicious, Maybe you can come with us to eat hot pot restaurants West! Guanyin
your sister to give birth, because students do not know the man or woman, we do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
I sent your clothes you get it? When I was afraid to go to send overweight, so cut out the buttons on the pockets of clothes!
is late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or to the urine does not come out here very hard to accept!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17. a dyspeptic patient complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal, what to eat pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? Doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: \He can not help but sigh, \Ant said: \This method well, put his four paragraphs cut went to play mahjong, earthworms father thought, put his into the minced meat. Earthworm mother cried and said: \Will die cut so broken! \