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jist owin'
to how you look at it. I never caught up to that blamed markitbut I had
the society of the hogs fer two weeks."
Uncle Josh and the Lightning Rod Agent
WALL I s'pose I git buncode offener than any feller what ever lived in
Punkin Centre. A short time ago we wanted to build a new town halland
calculated we'd have a brick building; and some one sedWall now
if
you'll jist wait 'til Josh Weathersby makes another trip or two down to
New York thar'll be gold bricks enuff a-layin' 'round Punkin Centre to
build a new town hall.
Wallone day last summer I wuz a sottin' out on my back porchwhen
along cum one of them thar lightning rod agents. Wallhe jist cum right up
and commenced a-talkin' at me jist as if he'd bin the town marshal or a tax
assessoror like he'd known me all his life. He sedMy dear sir
I am
astonished at you. I've looked over your entire premises and I find you
Uncles Josh's Punkin Centre Stories
33
haven't got a lightning rod on any buildin' that you possess. Why
my dear
sir
don't you know you are flyin' right in the face of Providence? Don't
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